The Yikkish Jarmoove

I was walking along one day in May, when I happened to see a yikkish Jarmoove in the middle of the road. Well it plumb surprised me out of my sorks, so I took a noidy look at it. Boy did it scare me. I jongered down the road as fast as I could and only stopped every twelve miles to adjust my shoes, which were making my feet feel pingy. Well, the Jarmoove was chasing me at a linkerly fast pace, and every three kilometers I ran, he caught up another quarter of a mile. Finally, he caught up with me, and when he saw how molled I was, he began to yilk. He yilked and he yilked and he yilked, until he was quite out of breath and had to go home for a drink. He was back relatively quickly with a chinky smile and a glass of girge for himself and one which he offered to me, but I don’t like girge so I didn’t accept it. Now that made him so disappointed that he began to koel. He koeled and he koeled and he koeled, until I felt so bad for him that I just had to try a little bit of the girge. But it made me choke, and the Jarmoove found that rather funny and began to yilk again. I guess he’s never seen someone choke before. Later that day he invited me over for a bite to eat, and that’s how I found out that Jarmooves eat kilsch and drink girge, neither of which I like. So I showed him how to make hot cinnamon apple grice which is something I can digest. But the Jarmoove didn’t like hot cinnamon apple grice so I ate that and he ate the kilsch, and between us two, we had a very nice dinner. After that, I was a bit yawny and so was he, so I said good bye and left before he could invite me to spend the night. One thing I did previously know about Jarmooves, was that they sleep on pinety glice inkerwheels which are extremely painful if you’re not used to them, which I’m not.
I had a very relecting sleep that night, and I’m sure that the Jarmoove did too. I haven’t seen him since then, but I’m sure that he’s doing just fine.

(I do hope he acquires a taste for hot cinnamon apple grice, because it really is good stuff. You should try it too sometime.)