In this story, (and a few others) I made up many of the adjectives and verbs. It's kind of like "Jaberwocky".
Yesterday when I went outside, I saw a most shkorly sight. It was a blamperd pine oak tree, covered with the most everfiley green gilks. I picked up my gankered shovel and floinkled over to the blamperd pine oak tree to dikel the everfiley green gilks off of the shloofy surface. But when I recrametly dikeled the green gilks off the tree, it began producing the most kickeling sounds, sort of like a “Whorhooy” combined with a “Karpoonshine.” Anyway, it scared me all the way down to the clipes of my vivoll knees. I yirkled as loud as I could for somebody to come and winkfile the tree. Somebody came
all right. But when they saw the green gilks, now having turned a most jouwie shade of yellow, they began to guoopah as loud as they could. In less than thirteen seconds, they had hierkoiled down the road as fast as they could. I watched them go with a gromey look on my face, because I desperately needed their help. By the time I finally widled back to the tree, the gilks were gone. I figured they must have left canderly because I didn’t hear a thing. Anyway, I decided I would have to nobble my courage and go after the jouwie yellow/green gilks myself, because my helpers were too veaten to do it. In the end, I myself gave up on it and went home to fix a meal. It turned out that I was allergic to gilks and I broke out with an awful case of the shives. The doctor just looked at me. He was too hankooned to know what to do about the shives. He had never laid his ziggly eyes on it before. And you know what? I’ll bet you a silver pinket he never laid eyes on gilks either.
THE END
Oh, I bet you want to know what happened to me and the gilks. Well, the gilks got away with it and never got caught. That was sure thiley of them wasn’t it. As for me, I stayed in the dark for a jucketly long two minutes. After that, I died.
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interesting... :-)
ReplyDeleteit looks like you had fun with this! funny stories
-Tessa
Later in time the gilks died in a ghastly battle with Snoodlysplunkins.
ReplyDeleteThey shore did! Wait, all except for Candor and Pilken. I can't exactly remember what happened to them, but I don't think they died.
ReplyDeleteOh those two guys Candor and Pilkin they where shipped out too, then they were tied up to the top of the leaning tower of Pisa. (exerpt from: The Tale Of The Great Snoodlysplunkins)
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